Part I
Sitting in his locker room during tonight's Revival Show of Total Extreme Wrestling Federation, Jake Stunner is preparing for his match against "The Charisma of Tears," Scorpio. He's sitting on the bench next to the lockers listening to his iPod Touch. He's bobbing his head up and down with the rhythm of the music. His long, curly hair is mostly covered up by his blue Indianapolis Colts beanie and his trademark snow goggles are hanging around his neck. He stands up and pulls his UnderArmor Socks up to full length with his long, baggy jean shorts coming down to the middle of his shin. He bends down and tightens up his Sneaux shoes and brushes his Killswitch Engage T-shirt off and starts walking towards the door. As he's reaching for the handle, the door opens up, and Missy Vonage walks through the door, microphone in hand and she walks to the center of the locker room. Jake, amazed at Missy's beauty, follows her lead, obviously unaware that she is TEWF's new backstage announcer. She's got long dark brown hair that flows to the small of her back and she's wearing long, black, knee-high boots and a black leather miniskirt and a dark red halter top. She holds the microphone to her lips as Jake is circling around her, sniffing her hair and checking her out from behind. He apparently enjoys what he is seeing.Missy: Hell-
Jake: Whoa, whoa, whoa...Jake Stunner
*He takes her hand and kisses the back of it*
Missy: *giggles* Th-thank you. I'm Missy.
Jake: So, Missy...what brings you to my locker room this evening?...Was it to see what all the hype about, or was it to give Me a little warm-up before my match tonight
*A smile crosses his face as he moves in closer to Missy*
Missy: *Smiling* Well, as tempting as that sounds, the real reason I came here was to talk to you about your match tonight, so maybe later.
Jake: Haha, well I'm not one to put fun before work so go ahead with whatever questions you got.
Missy: Well, earlier tonight, Scorpio and Milana came out to the ring and were very clear in their intentions, saying that Scorpio was going to win the TEWF Championship by the first Pay Per View, and that you were going to be the first step in his achieving that goal.
Jake: Wow! Hahaha, he's got some balls...I can't believe that Milana, he has got some balls-
Missy: Don't you mean Scorpio?
Jake: No, Milana has got some balls, I know...I've seen 'em...But so does Scorpio for callin me out like that tonight...It was a mistake though. He can't possibly expect to back up all of that with nothing to base his assumption off of. I mean, the guy has not wrestled a single guy of talent since TEWF closed back in October. Tonight is his first match back in the big leagues in almost three months. So he's been winning titles in other feds. Big Deal, all the feds he's been to are BS feds. I was there with him in UWL with all of the second rate talent there. And to no one's surprise it was supposed to be Me versus him for the UWL Championship. I ended up boycotting the match because I refused to wrestle another match in UWL without a contract. But that's besides the point. The point is, that Scorpio is going to have some ring rust to shake off, because no matter how much he trains and wrestles against mid-card talent, it's not going to get him in to ring shape to take a man of my caliber. Come on! I'm the best damn wrestler in the world today, and it's going to take more than Scorpio and his man-wife Milana to take me out.
Missy: Wow, those are strong words...How do you intend to back them up?
Jake: How do I intend to- Are you serious? Who do you think you are talking to? Deanster? KOK? I'm Jake Freakin Stunner! I don't need intentions to back up what I say. I back them up by simply saying the words I say. That is all I need to do, because I mean what I say. And if I say that I'm going to be the first TEWF Champion of the new Revival, then that is what I'm going to do. If I say I'm going to destroy Scorpio tonight, and there is nothing anyone can do about it, then that is what is going to happen. I say things, and they happen, plain and simple. Don't ever question the merit of what I say.
Missy: Sorry...but you have to admit, Scorpio was the class of TEWF before it fell in mid-October.
Jake: Yeah, I have to respect that. Scorpio WAS the class of the TEWF. But that was the past. That was over three months ago, and, if I remember correctly, he was at the top while the fed was dying. The fed was abandoned by it's owner and left to die with only a few strong members left trying to keep the sinking ship afloat. So what, Scorpio was the captain of a sinking ship, and he should have went down with it...It would have saved him the trouble of having to face me on his quest to get the TEWF Championship. I have all the respect in the world for you Scorpio, but tonight is about respect. Tonight is about the quests of two men to become the TEWF Champion. For one of us, that would be Scorpio, the quest ends just as quicly as it began, and for the other, that would be me, the dream stays alive.
Missy: So you are guaranteeing that you will become the TEWF Champion before Scorpio does?
Jake: Of course that is what I'm saying. Who else would make a better champion than me? Nobody! That's who else, especially not Scorpio. This time, TEWF needs to start off right, with the right man representing it to the world. Jake Stunner.
Missy: Well, there you have it. Tonight Scorpio guaranteed that he was going to win, and at the same time Jake Stunner also guarantees that he is going to win as well. One of these men is going to end up being wrong. The match is up later on tonight.
Part II
Jake pulls his goggle up onto his eyes and walks out of the locker room. The camera follows him as he is walking down the hallway. He passes a bunch of backstage workers who eye him as he is walking, presumptiously towards the ring. He makes it up to the Gorilla Box and waits. Then "Scream, Aim, Fire" hits the PA system and Jake walks out from behind the curtain and stand on the stage posing as white and blue pyro explode around him. He runs to the left side of the stage and garners some cheers from the fans on that side and then he runs to the other side of the stage and gets some cheers from that side as well. He walks back to the middle of the stage and then begins to walk cockily down the ramp as slaps hands with only the female members of the crowd. He gets to the ring apron and acts like he's about to jump from the floor to the apron, but stops and starts walking towards the ring steps, saying "Yeah right" and then slaps hands with a few more female fans, then runs up the steps and climbs into the ring between the ropes. He walks towards the other side of the ring and calls for a microphone. He jogs toward the center of the ring as Evan Goldberg, the ring announcer, tosses him a mic, and a Jake catches it, imitating Randy Moss, the Wide Receiver of the New England Patriots. He puts the ring up to his mouth and begins to speak.Jake: Ladies and Gentlemen, Total Extreme Wrestling Federation is proud to present to you, JAKE STUNNER!
*Crowd has mixed reactions, but they are mostly positive cheers*
Jake: Thank you, thank you. Tonight, TEWF has returned. And tonight marks the start of a new era of Extreme. Tonight marks the start of the Stunner Era...and everyone watching here tonight should feel lucky, because you all get to see it first hand. You get to see Jake Stunner in action, which that alone being worth the price of admission.
*Crowd boos a bit, not taking to kindly to Jake's arrogance*
Jake: All kidding aside, tonight is not about jokes and poking fun. Tonight is about taking care of business. and tonight, my business is Scorpio. Earlier tonight, you said that you were going to become the first TEWF Champion of the Revival by the first Pay-Per-View, and that I was going to be just a footnote on your path. Well Scorpio, you were wrong. You weren't even close to describing what is going to happen by the first Pay-Per-View. Tonight, Scorpio, you come face to face with the most dominant wrestler in the history of professional wrestling. I would say that that is more than just a footnote. Scorpio I am an impassible wall that stands in your way of becoming champion.
*Crowd jeers and cheers almost evenly*
Jake: My apologies though for missing our match last month in UWL, I would have loved to have beaten you for the UWL championship, but I refused to wrestle another match without a contract. But it seems fate has forced us against one another. Haha, it seems you were destined to lose to me one way or another. Tonight Scorpio, our match marks history. It marks the first time the two of us have stepped in the ring together, and it also marks the beginning of my reign of dominance over the TewF. Scorpio, I would like to wish you luck tonight though. I would like to, but I'm afraid it would take more than luck for you to be able to beat me in this ring tonight.
*Boos start flying from the crowd at the unbridled arrogance of Jake Stunner*
Jake: Haha, because unlike anyone you have faced in your long, historic career, I don't find myself intimidated by the prospect of facing you. Scorpio, you are just another challenge. And I'm going to handle you like I have handled every other challenge that I have faced in my career, and that's by crashing through it and ripping it to shreds, then casting it to the wayside. That will happen here tonight. You will be cast aside like yesterday's trash. A washed up piece of trash, that's all you are. An over hyped piece of wrestling garbage, whose career is nothing but a hashmark compared to the history I'm going to make starting now. Don't feel bad though Scorps, because you are not the only one that this has happened to. You should be happy, this night should be about celebration. You should celebrate the fact that you get to be the first W in Jake Stunner's record, that would give anyone a terrific reason to celebrate.
*Crowd begins to hiss with boos*
Jake: Yes, yes, go ahead and boo me now, because in just mere hours you will all be celebrating the beginning of the Stunner Era, just like everyone else watching this on their televisions. Hopefully they are wathing in HD so they can see every little detail of my greatness haha...Get ready everyone. Get ready to see one of the greatest spectacles in professional wrestling. This match will go down in the books as one of the greatest ever, and you all should be proud that you get to see it live here at the first show of the TEWF Revival.
*The crowds begin to cheer loudly*
Jake: I would like to dedicate the match, and my reign of dominance to all you TEWF Fans
*The cheers are almost at a roar*
Jake: And Scorpio, I have just one last thing to say to you regarding tonight's match...Get ready. Get ready for the most challenging match of your career. Get ready for the most trying time of your life. and most importantly, get ready for your own destruction. Because your dream of becoming the TEWF Champion ends tonight. So I hope you are ready. Because I know I'm ready. I've been ready since day one.
Jake drops his microphone as "Scream, Aim, Fire" comes back across the speakers. He drops down to the canvas and rolls out of the ring. He slaps hand with the fans at ringside and does a few poses as he is walking back up the ramp. A promo for tonight's match comes across the screen as the announcer's hype it up. Then the screen fades into a commercial break.