Purcell
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« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2008, 11:57:35 am » |
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The screen fades onto a dark city scene with lights overhead from the lampposts which are illuminating the dark streets. It’s crowded as the camera pans around the noisy sounds from the people talking in the street as it rotates through and shows the truly massive spectacle which is the London Eye. The camera then starts to zoom in a dark figure retreating into the Underground, possibly heading home for the evening. The camera starts to follow this man who is wearing a pair of black drain pipe jeans and a swish leather jacket. His black hair hangs to around his shoulders and he senses the presence of the cameraman following him and immediately turns round. It is no other man than TEWF Title number one contender, Jack Purcell. He looks slightly frustrated as he adjusts his trademark aviator sunglasses. Under the black leather jacket, he is wearing a black shirt which says “This Man Likes ****” with a hand pointing to the right of him. A few people frown at him after seeing this shirt, looking slightly offended as they try there best to squeeze in past the left of him. He sniggers at the people frowning upon him with slight pity. He scratches his head and then looks square on into the camera. A few people stand behind him trying to look amusing by making gestures such as “****” behind him, they are unaware they look like typical twats. Jack Purcell breathes in the air from the underground and looks slightly disgusted as he looks around, watching a black man busking with an acoustic guitar as he sings reggae songs. Jack Purcell smiles at him and turns back to the camera looking at the shabby walls which are close in together. The signs then show directions to “The Northern Line” and “The Bakerloo Line”. He looks at them both and considers quickly getting away from the camera but decides to talk, primarily about his match with Speedy on TEWF Impact but also about his upcoming TEWF Title Match with Scorpio. There is still one person behind him trying to look clever doing his rude gestures behind Jack Purcell’s back. He has not noticed this person at all as he ruffles his hair slightly before beginning to talk as a few people near him stop in what they are doing in order to see what he has to say. A few TEWF signature t-shirts. Jack Purcell finally starts to talk, trying his best to ignore the people around him.
Jack Purcell The time has arrived. Finally it is time for my true reign over TEWF to begin. Domination now begins. You see, it is difficult to realise the true calibre of how great my talent is until I do finally have that strap over my shoulder but let me tell you. It is only a matter of time. Only a matter of time. Your Personal Jesus has nearly completely arrived back in TEWF. There may have been that slip up on the way but overall, I am finally back in the full swing. All I need is a strap of gold to compliment my great looks. So Scorpio you may as well just go back to your little tag matches and your matches against the midgets and leave the big boys to fight on their own. You are only going to get destroyed every time you try to beat a guy like me. You have no chance. Face the facts now before your career hits the rocks because once you’ve been whipped out. There is no coming back. Ever. You will see that this week on Impact. I am going to defeat a man who I can honestly say that I respect, Speedy. So when I beat him and leave him lying in the ring, think about what I am capable of doing to a man that disgusts me. A man who represents everything that I stand against. A man who takes repeated rides on TEWF’s very own bicycle and yes I am talking about Milana. TEWF has a no fee prostitute in her. Scorpio just takes advantage of her as she’s the only bit of you know what he can actually get. So as the man I am, I will dissect Scorpio inside the ring at Resurrection and I will become the new TEWF World Heavyweight Champion and finally prove my point to the entire world that I am truly the best wrestler not just in TEWF, not just in England, not just in America but in the whole entire world. All the guys from Mexico, all the guys from Canada, even all those crazy South American fuckers who run around with the sticks. I could beat them. Tie one hand behind my back, I’ll beat them. Why? Because I can. As I have said, time and time again, I am “Your Personal Jesus” and my duty is to be a champion that you can all be proud of. Not some crappy former A Division wrestler that is a true disgrace to everything England stands for. I would prefer to eat **** than to see Scorpio as the TEWF World Heavyweight Champion.
The person behind him is still behind Jack Purcell making rude gestures; it is quite amazing how Jack Purcell has still failed to notice him standing behind him as he looks into the camera as he readjusts his head. The fan has now been revealed in a signature Scorpio shirt along with his black Reebok tracksuit trousers which has a slight rip in the knee. Jack Purcell starts to talk again.
Jack Purcell So on Saturday Night Impact, for the first time in the second coming of Total Extreme Wrestling Federation, Jack Purcell is not in the main event. Instead he has the secondary main event. Bad move Daniel James. That is indeed a pretty bad move. You see, I immediately saw my name on that card as the upper card and to put me against such great main event material in Speedy, we should really be headlining this joint. Be the guys leaving the crowd with our lasting impact but instead, put Scorpio in. Bad move Daniel James. Last week you watched me completely decimate Jake Stunner; the guy did not even have a single offensive move. It was truly shocking how the guy that people have been talking about almost as much as Jack Purcell since arriving here at TEWF could not even get a single offensive move on me. From seeing that, I can only access that Scorpio is just plain stupid. He saw me destroy Jake Stunner yet he does not back down. I guess he is one of those kids that has hit that whole phase of being all emotional and enjoying self harm. That’s the only suitable explanation behind all of this. Now as for Speedy, many people have granted this guy just plain crazy because of his high risk and high speed moves that he has hit but I have the real reason that Speedy is just plain crazy. You see, Speedy is just plain crazy because he is actually going to step into the square circle and face the enigma that is Jack Purcell. I know I can beat Speedy, just look at it from this point. He is fighting for a title that I never lost. I have moved onto bigger things and he is wrestling in my shadow. I respect him as an Englishman and as a wrestler but that does not change anything. That won’t stop me nailing him with The Timebuster and pinning him down for that well known three count. Speedy may have done well so far but I saw him, saw him lose to Punkstar, a man who was an original here in TEWF. I am too a TEWF original and if a run down guy like Punkstar can defeat Speedy then why the hell can’t Jack Purcell beat Speedy. Find me a real answer and I will give you the one hundred pounds that is lying right here in the left pocket of my leather jacket. There is silence I hear, all these people watching behind the camera and around me can’t think of any reasons. They would definitely fail to think of any reasons why Scorpio is going to beat me. See, there is silence because I am better than Speedy and I am better than Scorpio. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for listening and goodnight!
Jack Purcell smiles as there is a ripple of applause from the people around him who have stopped to watch him talk. He turns round to walk away where the man in the Scorpio shirt is standing still doing a “****” sign without noticing. Jack Purcell looks at him in a quite angry way as he scratches his forearm before beginning to talk to him.
Jack Purcell I am going to ask this as nicely as possible. What the **** are you doing?!
The fan looks confident and yob like as he looks into the eyes of Jack Purcell who is looking very angry at the blatant disrespect that has just been shown for him here in the Underground.
Scorpio Mark Doing what the whole world is scared to do. Stand for the truth. Look at you in your goofy little aviators and your poncey leather jacket. You’re a lump of **** and I can’t wait to see you lose to Speedy and then get decimated by Scorpio. You **** nobend.
The Scorpio mark takes of Jack Purcell’s sunglasses and dangles them in front of him before mimicking to give them back but instead dropping them and stamping on them. Jack Purcell looks very unhappy as the fan digs his heel into the sunglasses, smashing the glass everywhere. He laughs as Jack Purcell puts his hand on the fans shoulder with a smile on his face.
Jack Purcell Bad move, very bad move.
Jack Purcell goes to walk away and immediately turns back and smashes the fan in the face, knocking him to the floor. He then drags him up and throws him into the wall before knocking him inside out with a lariat. He looks at the fan who is spitting out blood and pulls a spray paint can out of his pocket and starts to spray below the t-shirt saying Scorpio on it. So it reads “Scorpio SUCKS” with the “SUCKS” written in spray paint.
Jack Purcell Truer words were never spoken.
A police man comes up behind Jack Purcell who turns round and puts on a Ron Simmons voice.
Jack Purcell DAMN!
Policeman I am afraid you are going to have to come with me. I suppose you can walk without being handcuffed mister.
Jack Purcell sighs as he follows the police officer the camera follows them up as he gets into the car with the officer and it drives into the distance. The screen fades back in a police interview room with Jack Purcell sitting on a chair in front of a detective, ready to be questioned about the incident.
Detective Can you tell me what happened?
Jack Purcell The guy vandalised my property so I vandalised his.
Detective You did a bit more than that. You smacked him one to say it bluntly. You knocked two of his teeth out.
Jack Purcell I guess that puts on good measure for the two lenses he broke on my aviators. Those cost one hundred pounds and he just destroyed them and the disrespect he showed me was just unacceptable. He said Scorpio would decimate him so I gave him a taster of how Scorpio is going to feel after my match with him. Are you going to arrest me after that too? I don’t think so my friend. I just don’t think so. So what difference does it make to this punk or any other crappy Scorpio mark? It makes no damn difference. I am “Your Personal Jesus” and the fact I was arrested was pretty shocking in itself to be honest. Why would you arrest the guy that makes your TV so much more interesting? The man that spices up the main event in TEWF like none other? Why would your officer do such a thing? I stand for what the people want yet end up in a police station for it, how is that fair? It isn’t fair. So now I am pretty pissed off and I am afraid that is bad news. Bad news for Speedy because when I get angry, I decimate my opponents, I pick them apart and I break them! It does not matter if I respect them, if I hate them, if they are fast, if they are slow, big, small, strong or weak. I destroy them. Because I am better than everyone!
The detective nods his head reluctantly and allows Jack Purcell to leave the police station with no charges against him. The screen turns to him walking out the police station with a smile across his face as a spotlight from a lamppost shines down on his face. He smiles as he looks into the camera.
Jack Purcell You better be ready.
The screen slowly fades to darkness.
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